you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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