So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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