Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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