I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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