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(225): View more from Louisiana

you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?

(504): View more from Louisiana

im sorry, i don't get text messages.

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(440): View more from Ohio

oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(219): View more from Indiana

community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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(773): View more from Illinois

We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.

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(208): View more from Idaho

at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.

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(206): View more from Washington

We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.

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It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze

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(760): View more from California

I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.

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