Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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