just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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