I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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