You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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