didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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