dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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