Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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