I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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