You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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