his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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