he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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