I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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