after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize
