So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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