Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize