Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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