A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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