Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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