if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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