Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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