no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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