about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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