If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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