somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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