it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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