What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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