talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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