wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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