i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
