hotel room ftw
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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