S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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