I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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