I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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