I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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