you guys were way drunker than both of me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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