Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This house was built for laser tag.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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