You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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