Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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