triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
