Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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