Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
