would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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