I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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