never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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