3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Mom said you looked used
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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