Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Enjoy the penises
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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