After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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