I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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