yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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