Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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