I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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